1 - You find yourself wishing that McCormick & Schmick’s served breakfast. (Wait a minute, they don’t, do they??)

2 - You’ve started a list of your favorite Fairmont martinis by #, not by name. The Vesper is #1. I only have 475 more to try.

3 - You’ve already sorted your booth tchotchke’s into 3 piles: trashcan, Craiglist, and keepers.